Sara sans "h"

I am sitting in the gizmo on the couch. I have been here for about ten minutes. This guy just got here, sat down at the piano, and has been playing scales. But he doesn't know the notes for the scales, so he just plays the first 5 notes or so and then restarts the same scale. Now he has called his friend to ask him/her what the next note in an E flat scale is. I kind of want to lean over him, play the scale correctly, and tell him there are pianos in CFA he can use. Pianos in relatively sound proof practice rooms.